Right, so this is probably going to gross out the vegetarian or borderline vegetarian humans on this Tribe.... but the best damn treat ever is Moo Bits. They're little chunks of dehydrated cow lung. Yes. Cow lung. Nothing else. No filler. No preservatives. Holy motherfuck they're tasty. I could eat them all day long. Crunchy and tasty and packed with protein.

That Woman saw Baa Bits, which are pieces of dehydrated lamb lung, at the grocery store down the street. Can't hardly wait until the Moo Bits run out because as my friends know already, I'm cuckoo for anything lamb....

What are your favorite treats? I've had tiny dried shrimp, which are good but not great. Bonito flakes are awesome, but man they float away in the breeze so easily. Which makes them fun to chase, but then the whole floor is covered in tiny fish flakes, which drives That Woman nuts. (heh heh)